reallyreallyreallytrying: medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later
susaetas: MALE PRIVILEGE IS WALKING INTO A GROUP OF AMIGAS AND TURNING IT INTO A GROUP OF AMIGOS
caterinasforzas: “i feel like my kids grew up and then married each other. it’s every parent’s dream.” - michael scott but also rodrigo borgia
paralysedbeaver: John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson and Jenna Fischer audition for The Office.
rnusichetta: if you dont like cosette i probably dont like you Probably the #2 favorite compliment I get on my fanfictions is “you made me like Cosette and I didn’t even know that was possible.”
fearlesslove13: authocracy: kingcheddarxvii: do you think God ever gets sad like “what do you mean you don’t love yourself i worked so hard on you….” …why is this so uplifting cause it’s true. =)
jpierrepontcriss: my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
I AM THE KING OF THE NORTH: oh yeah I just got... →
birdbitch: oh yeah I just got annoyed by this bc I was thinking about lizards but ppl who say that there wouldn’t be POC in Tangled bc it’s Europe who explain away a fuckin chameleon that is more likely to be found in Africa or other tropic regions as being acceptable bc it’s a fairy tale are really…
Pilfering Apples: Les Miserables Brick!Club 1.7.5... →
gascon-en-exil: pilferingapples: Quick Retro-blogging! 1.7.5, Sticks in The Spokes In Which Valjean Can’t Stop Catching a Break No really, it would be hilarious if it weren’t dragging out his misery so much. Not much to add to what more coherent bloggers than me have said about the mixed messages of Providence here, with… I’m rather thankful that Hugo doesn’t laden Valjean’s journey down...
katnissfrickinpond: “‘i am married’ she said, ‘just not to a man.’” elphaba u and enjolras should have a lil chit chat i think u two would be real buddies
Me with romantic interest: Hi, how've you been lately? How's that project you're working on? Yeah? I'd love to see sometime, dude! How's the family? Good, good. Well, I'll talk to you later! Yeah we definitely need to hang out more often. Hopefully see you soon! :)
Me with platonic friend: YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE LAST I SAW YOU? HOW I'VE MISSED YOUR LUCID DIAMOND EYES, UGH I JUST WANT TO KISS YOU AND MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECTLY SCULPTED, ARE YOU AN ANGEL MADE OF MARBLE LET'S GET MARRIED.
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH
tybaltcapulets: the-page-of-rage: twingeneticist: THERES ONLY 116 SAND CATS LEFT ON EARTH NOOOO I CRY ABOUT IT.
Some days I am frustrated by my workplace’s lack of professionalism. Other days I am relieved I have the outlet of buzzing my boss on the intercom to say “hey quick question— do you even know the alphabet?”
'Hannibal' Likely To Survive For Another... →
purempathy: Even if NBC doesn’t renew Hannibal, Amazon and at least one cable network are interested in picking it up. .
Sometimes I am so thankful for my sarcasm
Boss: why are you looking at me like I’m full of shit? Me: I think you’re projecting.
Every day we should hear at least one little song, read one good poem, see one...– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via perfect)