June 2012
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Teenaged Bullshit isn't Always Bullshit
One of my students— one of my brightest, laziest students— said today how happy he was to be going home tomorrow.
We’ve spent a hundred and six hours in class over the last three weeks. That’s a lot. It’s a full-time job. And in between class hours, the students have had other structured activities to do— dances, talent shows, field days, carnivals, crafts,...
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If Harry Potter was written by George R.R. Martin...
Well, McG would be a victim of rape, and Bellatrix would be a prostitute. Hermione would be constantly threatened with molestation, and Ron would have been horribly scarred midway through the series. But Harry would have a wicked suit of armor!
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Hating myself
I have no self control whatsoever, and I still read my ex’s blog. Today’s entry paraphrases a book my ex didn’t even read, but I read it while we were in bed together and shared the highlights.
So, basically, fuck you, you fucking fuck.
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Covered with Vines: How to acheive lots of LAWLZ: →
Kids, yes. Today one of mine accused me of stealing his paper airplane.
Me: I left it on the table. I don’t know who took it, but it wasn’t me.
Him: Do you have proof?
Me: I have only the honor of my word.
Him: Well, I don’t know you very well…
pisforpierre:
Throw a “neon” themed dance party for 150 middle school kids.
Give said kids glow sticks.
Play Pokemon...
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WHEN MY PROFESSOR ASKS ME A QUESTION
howdoiputthisgently:
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WTF
ireneadlered:
Just a friendly reminder that John probably just made two cups of tea instead of one and is now crying alone in the kitchen
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