withoutalittlerisk:

remolupin:

my headcanon sirius has a magic tattoo of a moon on his upper left shoulder and it changes to match the phase of the moon so he never forgets even in azkaban bye

nope I’m not crying it’s just raining on my face

downinthedeadpool:

ydrill:

Mike Trowler and the fox he saved from a severe dog fight. And they lived together ever after.

That fox is one happy little fox.

dammit-clint:

Actually, automatic flush toilet, I was not finished peeing, but thanks for trying.

westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)

(Source: brienneoftarth)

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

adamflayman:

my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along

luz-sonriente:

Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev

(Source: drizzleanddip.com)

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

blueshoesandbluemountains:

This is from Jenny Lawson’s (The Bloggess) book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, which is hilarious and you should all read it.

I am reading this RIGHT NOW.

I would be finished with it if I could stay awake longer than 45 minutes at a time but alas! this is not one of the weeks where I can do that.