Actually, automatic flush toilet, I was not finished peeing, but thanks for trying.
westeros’s celebs read mean tweets (ps: all tweets are real)
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
my dashboard is 90% depressive posts but it should be 100% baby squid posts let get this squid party moving along
Siren Song series by Victor Nizovtsev
This is from Jenny Lawson’s (The Bloggess) book, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, which is hilarious and you should all read it.
I am reading this RIGHT NOW.
I would be finished with it if I could stay awake longer than 45 minutes at a time but alas! this is not one of the weeks where I can do that.