freeindie:

CRASH

No, thank you.

(Source: wrecklessbrian)

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

nerdloveandlolz:

Four other ways of saying the same thing:

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” 

Margaret Atwood

“Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems

“When women scream you wonder what’s wrong with them. When men yell you get afraid about what they’re going to do.”

from this post

Are we coming through yet? Does anyone get it?

(Source: misandry-mermaid)

best-of-funny:

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

X

people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

Pietro Rotari, Girl With a Book (detail), ca. 1750-62

(Source: sophistae)

profoak:

vaspim:

this whole notion that guys who wear pink are suddenly feminine is so ridiculous. women aren’t portrayed as manly if they wear blue??? it reminds me of this quote i once read by gwen sharp, “Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it.”

the ironic part is pink use to be a boy color and blue use to be a girl color

*crosses fingers*

Please do not respiratory infection.

Just. Please DO NOT.

(Source: carlosbaila)